Fine...here's a few turkey songs for you:
"T" is for turkey, that's good enough for me.
Oh, turkey, turkey, turkey starts with "T".
(to the tune of Oh, Clementine)
Oh my turkey,
Oh my turkey,
Oh my turkey on my plate!
It is sitting there
Beside my taters
Oh my tukey on my plate!
There once was a turkey named Phil,
Who I took out back to kill.
He said, "You're a putz,
I'm far from prime cuts.
So just take me back inside and chill."
Hey diddle, diddle
The turkey has a fiddle
And he played such a lively ol' tune.
My inlaws are wierd
I just shaved my beard
So stop taunting me about not being able to come up with a turkey song and just go make one up yourselves! :P
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You have way too much time on your hands. I shall try and to live up to your brilliant work and come up eith some of my own...watch this space.
heck, I was happy with chicken. The turkey was a bonus
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