Friday, October 09, 2009

Flowchart Humor

I find humor in some weird places at times. Case in point: Flowchart humor. Anytime someone puts in the effort to make a flowchart that is funny, I appreciate it. I like flowcharts in general anyway. I'm just strange that way I guess.

In any case, last year sometime I made a flowchart outlining my job. Yes, I did share it with my boss...and somehow I managed to get promoted anyway. Go figure.

You'll need to click on it to be able to read it. Warning: You may not think this is funny unless you have had my job, but trust me - it's really is funny. A little too close to the truth at times, but funny nonetheless.

Thursday, October 08, 2009

Just in Time for Halloween

The Leadership Challenge is a great book. I forgot how much I enjoy reading it and figuring out ways to make myself better. But now it's time to move on to the next book: The Legend of Sleepy Hollow and Other Tales by Washington Irving. I've read Rip Van Winkle several times before, but not Sleepy Hollow (I've seen the cartoon though...). Nor have I read, or even heard of, any of the other stories in the book.

So far, I'm loving the way he describes things. Lots of imagery. Good use of the English language and all that.

On a side note, I had my second Account Rep meeting today and I'm proud to announce that no one said they felt "puked on." Hey, it's an improvement.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Did You See Which Way My Team Went? I'm Their Leader

I finished The Three Musketeers yesterday. Very, very different from what I thought it was going to be like. Still, an interesting read...even if I REALLY don't understand French culture during that time period.

Next up, a non-fiction book: The Leadership Challenge. This is one that I read back when I was an assistant manager at Hastings. I enjoyed it enough to keep the book around and decided that now that I am in a leadership position again, I should read through it again. As a general rule, I dislike management how-to books. I find them trite and somewhat insulting as a reader and as an employee. This one, however, has a number of redeeming qualities and ranks up there with Seven Habits of Highly Effective People.

Speaking of leadership, I ran my first Account Representative meeting today at work. We actually haven't had one for nearly half a year, so there was a lot of information to cover. Now for a bit of background: In the past, those meetings have generally been nothing more than complaint fests. They were long, drawn-out, irritating, and generally pointless. Today, however, I had 20 things that needed to be covered and only 60 minutes to do it in. That averages to about 3 minutes per topic. I started the meeting exactly on time - before everyone showed up (including my co-lead).

That made some people angry.

I told everyone that we wouldn't be discussing "what if" scenarios and if they had something they wanted to say, they need to get to the point quickly without any long stories.

That made some people angry.

The first question asked started with "But what if..." They didn't get any further because I interrupted them and repeated that we didn't have the time to go over every possible "what if".

That made one person really angry.

I apologized in advance for the fact that a lot of the information in the meeting was only going to be going one way (me to them), but that future meetings would be much more of a two-way dialogue.

The first part made some people angry.

I proceeded to work through the topics. After each one, I paused and asked for any comments. When the comments threatened to drag on forever or when people started re-hashing points that have already been made, I stopped the discussion, asked them to email me any remaining questions and I would answer them then, and moved on to the next topic.

That made some people angry.

While going over some topics, I noticed several people furiously scribbling notes about the changes and/or things that I asked them to be aware of.

That made me happy.

I conveyed all the information that I needed to with five minutes to spare. I thanked everyone for their patience and reiterated that future meetings (scheduled every two weeks) would have more give and take and they would have more opportunity to voice their opinions. I then adjourned the meeting.

That made several people give me sour faces and one to proclaim: "I felt like I've been puked on for the past hour."

After everyone left, my co-lead and I sat in the room in silence for a few minutes. He then turned to me and said, "Welcome to my world."

Monday, September 21, 2009

Shape Up, Eh?

Today was the first day in a new exercise program I've started. It's called "5BX" meaning Five Basic Exercises. I came across it recently, but it is an old program that was used by the Royal Canadian Airforce. I honestly didn't even know the Canadians HAD an airforce. I guess I am just another ignorant American.

In any case, I won't go into all the details; you can click on the link above to read more about it if you're that interested. It was an easy start, so we'll see how it goes. More to come...

Monday, September 14, 2009

9

This last weekend, Leslie and I went to watch "9" - which is an animated film, but definately not for kids. This movie is intense...and I'm in love with it. Rag dolls and a psycho machine in a post-apocalyptic world. There are no gross-out jokes, low-brow humor here, animal friends, or yet another musical number.

Just plot.

And what an awesome plot it is. Not only that, but it was executed beautifully. I really can't find any flaw or even a "gee, if they did it this way..." moment. Most movies nowadays are mindless entertainment - which isn't always bad. But this one...this one makes up for all the drivel I've seen over the past 10 years or so. I find my mind is constantly wandering back to it to pick apart all the neat things that didn't occur to me while watching.